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Transportation This is an extreme rarity though it is a persistent problem. Airplane pilot discussing air turbulence If you don't care where you are, then you are not lost. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track. When stepping on the brake, your life is in your foot's hands. If you board the wrong train, it's no use running along the corridor in the other direction. Dietrich Bonhoeffer Honk if you love peace and quiet. If you think that nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Flip Wilson Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers. The only thing truckers don't deliver is babies. Serving coffee on an aircraft causes turbulence. No radio - already stolen. If you could sell belly by the pound, truck drivers would be rich. Mark Clark You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. No one can swim ashore and carry his baggage with him. Seneca I brake for no apparent reason. Horn broken. Watch for finger. If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalks. Don't drink and drive. You need both hands on the wheel. The marvels of today's technology include a soda can which, when discarded, will last forever ... and a $15,000 car which, when properly cared for, will rust out in two to three years. Forget about World Peace ... visualize using your turn signal. I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, but in what direction we are moving. Goethe Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw. Paul Simon The freeway of life proposes ends, but it does not prescribe means. Robert Kennedy To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labor. Robert Louis Stevenson Cover me. I'm changing lanes. The other line always moves faster until you get in it. Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic on both sides. Margaret Thatcher Drive defensively. Buy a tank. If you don't like my driving, dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT. Honk if you're horny. Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink. Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels. Copyright İRonald W. Sitton, 2009. Revised 022606 - http://southerner.net/sitron/wis/wtrans.html |