You know it's going to be a bad day when ...

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You know it's going to be a bad day when ...

You know it's going to be a bad day when ...

... you try to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

... your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

... you wake up face down on the pavement.

... you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

... your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

... your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.

... your twin sibling forgot your birthday.

... you wake up to discover your waterbed sprung a leak, and then you realize you don't have a waterbed.

... you see a "60 minutes" news team waiting in your office.

... you wake up to see the sun go down.